The Nest — Fan Mail & Public Record | Stop the Key West Python
The Nest
Unsolicited correspondence from supporters of the Gang of Four. Public record, unedited. Judge for yourself.
Supporting Documents
The Evidence File
Primary source documents organized by subject. Click a name to expand.
The following messages arrived unsolicited through our contact form and email. Names and identifying details are withheld to protect the senders — a courtesy they did not extend to us. Content is reproduced verbatim.
| Date | IP Address | Location | Message | When | Witnesses |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | on social media and just in life | “you're a fucking idiot.” | you were probably drunk | you general demeaner... |
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | PROBABLY AT HOME | “HHAHA YOU ARE A LOSER” | WHEN YOUR MOM STOPPED LOVING YOU | YOUR MAMA BITCH |
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | Not provided | “TOM CRANE = FULL OF HATE, LONELY, BITTER.” | Not provided | Not provided |
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | Not provided | “Good get another drink you alcoholic loser” | Not provided | Not provided |
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | Not provided | “stopthetomcrane.com” | Not provided | Not provided |
| Jul 10, 2026 | — | on the big bad internet | “A nannypants with a bird name pretended to be a python and now voters are vewwy vewwy scawed.” | just now | our lord and savior and John Gibson Parker |
| Jul 11, 2026 | — | The internet. | “You really need to get a life. Clearly you have way too much time on your hands. It's actually sad. It's like grandpa just discovered AI.” | Just now | The whole world. |
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | Not provided | “"I'm a regular guy who's seen the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly side of politics — and I'm here to make sure the ugly side doesn't take root here." LOL You are literally the most hatefilled person I have ever seen. This entire website is about hate, yet you claim righteousness... typical drunk, trump-loving, self serving, fox news obsessed loser.” | Not provided | Not provided |
| Jul 8, 2026 | — | Not provided | “tom crane is a loser” | Not provided | Not provided |
| Jul 14, 2026 | — | Not provided | “youre a loserrrrr” | Not provided | Not provided |
| Jul 14, 2026 | — | Not provided | “you suuuuuuck” | Not provided | Not provided |
“you're a fucking idiot.”
“HHAHA YOU ARE A LOSER”
“TOM CRANE = FULL OF HATE, LONELY, BITTER.”
“Good get another drink you alcoholic loser”
“stopthetomcrane.com”
“A nannypants with a bird name pretended to be a python and now voters are vewwy vewwy scawed.”
“You really need to get a life. Clearly you have way too much time on your hands. It's actually sad. It's like grandpa just discovered AI.”
“"I'm a regular guy who's seen the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly side of politics — and I'm here to make sure the ugly side doesn't take root here." LOL You are literally the most hatefilled person I have ever seen. This entire website is about hate, yet you claim righteousness... typical drunk, trump-loving, self serving, fox news obsessed loser.”
“tom crane is a loser”
“youre a loserrrrr”
“you suuuuuuck”